Posts tagged ugh

UGH, wicked headache, i wanted to stay online longer but i’m gonna have to crash for a while.  Hopefully I’ll be back later when this headache goes away.

When you rate your story as explicit,

IT DAMN WELL BETTER BE EXPLICIT.

None of this half-assed “their bodies crashed together and the heat overwhelmed” or “he soared to the height of pleasure and relished it when it came cascading over him”.

BULLSHIT.

YOU BETTER GIVE ME WET FILTHY RAUNCHY SEX OR SO HELP ME.

“I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name.”