I AM SO IRRITATED.
I was randomly googling my username yesterday and found out that someone had saved a bunch of my old Naruto stories and put them together into a file download on Mediafire. So I emailed the site requesting it be taken down and now, for one measly link, I have to go through a whole giant process of paperwork just to get it considered for take down.
What. The ever-loving fuck.
That moment when you FREAK OUT because you think a character from the show you’re currently watching dies and you immediately stop everything to google his wiki page and then you end up ruining something AMAZING for yourself but you can’t bring yourself to care cuz he’S NOT DEAD THANK GOD
Req for Nagron wall sex. Y’know what, Agron being so into Nasir’s neck makes me wonder whether he like, mouths the three phallus charms haha. Very likely.
They look so HAPPY it makes my heart ache, and the wrap of Nasir’s legs and the way they hold each other, just press together and how Nasir tilts his head back so Agron can just HAVE him, he wants him, loves him so much, they are perfect together, they would defy GODS FOR EACH OTHER I CAN’T HANDLE THEM I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH WHAT DO I DO
Rereading some of the Jason/Tim fics i wrote a while back hoping to rekindle some inspiration. “Despite Everything” just reminded me of all the reasons I love the two of them together so insanely much. ;___;
Bathing Nasir & Agron req. Why yes Nasir is moving to slide that hand lower.
OH MY aslkdjfiawef I love love LOVE the way Nasir’s hair falls in this piece and the slight translucence of the water. Their smiles are so honest and despite the sliding hand, the whole aura seems so innocent to me, like they’re completely wrapped up in each other and couldn’t care about anything other than this moment together.
UGUU precious bbies ;______; god i’m so happy they lived I don’t think i’ll ever get over it.
How do I go about telling my future spouse that I already have names for our kids and they’re final, sorry, you don’t get a choice in the matter
Do you ever have one of those times when you’re like “oh man, I would totally date that person if the opportunity ever arose” but then you take half a second to consider it more and you’re like…
“…how do I explain that I write/read slash?”
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
even his name is an innuendo
I’M SORRY CAN WE ALSO DISCUSS HIS ACTOR’S NAME AS AN INNUENDO?
confession: I don’t know the technical difference between a tux and a suit.
Tuxedos have satin lapels and satin stripes running down the side of the pants. Their lapels are pointed, not notched. Tuxedo shirts have pleated fronts. They are worn for more extravagant events and rarely during the day.
Suits are all the same fabric with no satin and are not worn with pleated shirts. They can be worn for a variety of events at any time.
Both look sexy on men (and women!), but unlike a tuxedo, a suit is rarely out of place.
In addition, you 99% of the time wear a bowtie with a tux and often a cummerbund (which is a strip of fabric about 6 inches wide that you wrap around your waist and it is usually pleated horizontally 3-4 times across).
So for those unaware, the Midwest (U.S.) is having severe thunderstorms and floods right now-there was even a SINKHOLE on the southside of Chicago. This is my backyard. It is a mini-lake. My neighbor can’t even see grass, the water runs right up to her house.
Mark Ruffalo isn’t the sort of actor who demands adoration: He had to be convinced to accept an activism award last night at the Annual Riverkeeper’s Fishermen’s Ball, and while there, he said that self-obsession just isn’t his bag. “I’ve never Googled myself on the Internet,” he told us. Does …
^^So this happened today….
That is Jason and Tim. It is an undercover mission. Tim does stripteases in a club wearing lingerie fishnets and heels. Jason is his lover. To convince the club owener they are not cops they end up having sex on the bar.
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKES A FIC OUT OF THIS.
This would fit amazingly well into my Fishnets and Vengeance verse….
No really, guys. Remember when my blog was quality?
How the fuck is fucking Batman able to carry a fucking Man of Steel or a fucking Amazon SEPARATELY let alone while ALSO carry fucking Hal Jordan?
Because Orange Lantern.
This so much.
Look, Batman. We need to talk. They are all much too old to be Robins, and have their own identities. Put the grown-ass superheroes down.
I would like to discuss that he’s carrying Hal by the neck.
I am awash in a mass of flailing emotion