The Life of a Wannabe-Bat

Where all the Robins come to play...with each other

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outofthecavern:

ktbakerstreet:

sisstridersdick:

ravenouscomplex:

the-fever-prince:

metasepia:

kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

im crying

My face hurts

I reblogged as soon as he said “swiss fucking CHEESE GODDAMMIT”

I love roosterteeth so much

xDDD

I AM CRYING.

I CANNOT BREATHE.

JFC.

I’M DYING.

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Fishnets and Vengeance

More Hoodlum verse! 8D Since I guess you guys like it, so it’s become a bit of a thing. I’m considering taking prompts for it.  This time it’s for Ailea, to accompany THIS sexy photo. Please take a look at it, love on it, or you’re gonna be confused about this story!

Rating: T

Pairing: Jason/Tim

Verse: Red Hood and Hoodlum (though I’m thinking about renaming it the ‘UST overkill’ verse)

Summary: Jason and Tim greatly enjoy trolling the hell out of the Bat family.

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“Oh, come on, Tim!  It’ll be hilarious!” Jason followed along, crowding up behind the younger man and generally being a nuisance as Tim moved around the kitchen.

 

“You are the only person who would find that hilarious.” He tried to elbow Jason out of his space, but the man refused to budge.

 

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Filed under ailea Jason Todd Tim Drake Red Hood Hoodlum jasontim jasonxtim jaytim

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Anonymous asked: indigo & violet

Indigo: what do you think is the greatest flaw in your writing?

~Personally, I think it’s my tendency to overthink what I’m doing.  I often question things too intensely, and something that may have looked good to begin with is now permanently unsatisfactory. I’m very critical. Bonus flaw is that I have zero logical writing methodology. When I want to write, I write all over the place, no order whatsoever.

Violet: what is your favorite thing about your writing?

~See above bonus flaw. XD While I do think it’s a flaw, I wouldn’t actually take it any other way.  Stories I’ve plotted out never end up getting done, while stories I just start to write at random are generally the ones completed.  So my writing is very spontaneous, and I love that. It gives me a freedom I don’t get from a lot of things.

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nightborn-dreamer asked: Pink! :3

Pink: what attracts you to writing in general? why do you love it?

~Writing is very visceral for me, and so it’s extremely cathartic. I love to just drop my thoughts onto paper and feel accomplished that I was able to create something from the sheer power of my imagination. It’s an empowering sensation to know that I’m proud of what I’ve done, all on my own.

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ahjareyn asked: Silver :D

Silver: top three sources of inspiration

  • Fanworks, hands down. Everytime I see art or fiction, it just inspires me to keep going.
  • Reading an amazing book and realizing that I truly aspire towards it.
  • Two amazing friends who keep me going and RP with me and just overall encourage me to not give up. Love you guys. (You know who you are)

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French Tips and Gunmetal

Direct follow-up to THIS little baby.  For Kris, because she wanted more. <3 I’ve already got another idea in the works, thanks to Ailea, so a little bit for her too. Enjoy more Hoodlum verse!

P.S. Kris, you’re totally not following me so I really hope you are following the tag of your username, otherwise you might not see this. D8

Rating: T, for implied themes

Pairing: JasonTim

Verse: Red Hood and Hoodlum

Summary: Jason has a few thoughts regarding Hoodlum’s latest…uniform.

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The clink of metal skidding across wood was a dull resonance in the dimly lit living room when Tim tossed his gun over to the coffee table.  It slid all the way to the edge, teetered for a moment, and then thunked against the wood.  Tim smiled.  Perfect aim, as always.

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Filed under outofthecavern ailea Jason Todd Tim Drake Red Hood Hoodlum jasontim jasonxtim jaytim

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writing questions for writers who write

red: when and how did you first realize you loved writing?
orange: who is your greatest literary inspiration, and why?
yellow: what is your favorite style?
green: whose style do you imitate the most?
blue: what is your favorite genre/subject on which to write?
indigo: what do you think is the greatest flaw in your writing?
violet: what is your favorite thing about your writing?
pink: what attracts you to writing in general? why do you love it?
silver: top three sources of inspiration
black: your dreams! be published, be a critical success? what?
lemon: do you write fanfiction? if so, what genre? otp?
lime: what are some of the most prevalent themes in your work?
brown: three favorite novels
rainbow: three favorite authors
white: weirdest thing you’ve ever written 

(Source: worldaccordingwrites, via smutcut)

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ailea:

So I’m kinda just waiting for the day someone gets really pissed at me for drawing characters in lingerie all the time. But then I will finally get to say I DRAW WHAT I WANT THOR
anyway, Tim as Jason’s sexy accomplice for Kris :D

*_____________________*
THIS IS&#8230;.THIS IS HOODLUM.  THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT HIS OUTFIT WAS. LAKSDJFKASDFIEWF
I AM SO VERY PLEASED WITH LIFE RIGHT NOW.
*rushes off to finish the second Hoodlum fic she started*

ailea:

So I’m kinda just waiting for the day someone gets really pissed at me for drawing characters in lingerie all the time. But then I will finally get to say I DRAW WHAT I WANT THOR

anyway, Tim as Jason’s sexy accomplice for Kris :D

*_____________________*

THIS IS….THIS IS HOODLUM.  THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT HIS OUTFIT WAS. LAKSDJFKASDFIEWF

I AM SO VERY PLEASED WITH LIFE RIGHT NOW.

*rushes off to finish the second Hoodlum fic she started*

Filed under ailea Jason Todd Tim Drake Red Hood Hoodlum

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This Family

heartslogos:

Title: This Family
Verse: Fluffy Cavities
Pairing: Jason/Tim
Rating: PG13

Anonymous asked you: Congrats on graduating! A fluffy cavities prompt… um, Tim gets carried around by his family (Bruce, Dick and Jay) a lot. They get good at ignoring his protests, after a while.

Snippet: It is not the last time Bruce carries Tim- but in later times it changes from “I don’t want to bother you, Mr. Wayne” to “Dad, I’m not a baby, I can walk.”

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THIS WAS SO FREAKISHLY ADORABLE HOMG <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

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Smutlet: Kon/Tim | cock-worship | nc-17

protagonistically:

It’s a challenge, Tim thinks, even as the cock inside of his mouth slowly begins to soften and stutter, it’s still a challenge.  The side of his mouth ache, like his lips are being split on either end and his jaws creaks and aches like a rusty machine.  It makes him groan around the organ, swallow all of the cum that he can.  Slurps it down, drools it out.

 Everything about it is a challenge.  The hardness, the indestructible perfect skin of Kon’s dick.   But it’s okay, Tim loves it.  And with Kon, Tim can cheat with teeth.  And tongue and aggression.  Superboy loves it.  Loves his mouth as much as Tim can never have enough of Kon’s cock.  He works his friend over and over, uses his fingers, his nails.  Traces every vein, ever ridge of skin with his tongue.  He brings him close with every stroke and touch, with every sound that comes out of his mouth. 

And Kon loves the sounds and Tim loves the sound of his voice with Kon in the way. Loves the chokes and gags when the head get’s caught in the back of his throat.

It makes Tim’s own balls ache, makes him harder and his penis drips out another pearl of pre-ejaculate, wet inside his boxer briefs.

Tim can worship at the altar forever, on his knees.  Brings Kon in like the tide of an ocean in the storm, hips slamming into him, cutting off his air, until he has to pull back and breath hot and musky air on the pulsing flesh. 

When Tim has had enough, and it’s never enough, Kon floods his mouth, pulse after pulse.  Tim was empty before and now he’s filling up, being filled.  Kon breathes heavy afterwards and Tim knows Kon loved it.  The man is slack, boneless and sucked dry.

Dead weight on the abused upholstering of the sofa.

Tim lets Kon soften in his mouth, suckling the organ, softly tracing every fold of skin, licks paths down the shaft and to Kon’s now loose sac.  

The man groans, but doesn’t push Tim away, allows Tim to cradle the cock in his mouth, gently, until Kon falls asleep, nothing but even breathing and light snores in the air.

Until Tim has to take himself out of his saturated shorts and his own harsh pants and wet slaps fill the air.

He presses a smile against, the soft skin of Kon’s inner thigh; Yep.

Tim’s always loved a challenge.

Holy…I think I just…

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