WITNESS THE AMAZING HIGH-QUALITY ANIMATION OF DRAMATICAL MURDER.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED I CHOKED ON LAUGHTER NEARLY THE ENTIRE EPISODE, EPISODES 1 AND 2 WERE NOT LIKE THIS BUT SUDDENLY EPISODE THREE ONLY EXTREMITIES MOVE AND EYEBALLS ARE SOLID PINPOINTS OF COLOR
Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)
YO, THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS HAPPENING
And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.
NO. WHAT. YES.
BUT WHO IS BALOO?????
talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???
sometimes i just get upset because im not the person i want to be and i think about my future and it clouds my head with negative thoughts about how im not going to be important
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
So the moral of the story is not, “Don’t eat the apple,” but that Eve shouldn’t have shared it with Adam cuz he’s the doof that got caught.
(Source: alexdturnerd, via tea-solves-everything)
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick december
be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
DO YOU WANT TO BE ARRESTED?
YES. IMMEDIATELY. TAKE ME AWAY RIGHT NOW OFFICERS. I’M A RUNNER SO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY HANDCUFF ME TO YOUR OWN WRIST AND NEVER LET ME OUT OF YOUR SIGHT. FOR SAFETY REASONS.